We're proud to introduce our new line of funny candles! They are poured by hand from a Michigan warehouse from 100% US grown soybean wax. They only use clean fragrance oils that are phthalate free and prop 65 compliant. Each 10 ounce candle is made with a lead-free wick, burns for 45 hours, and smells absolutely amazing! This is our 'spaaaah day' scent, which has notes of grapefruit, mangosteen, and lavender; you'll feel like you're in a spa in Bali! The lid is stamped with our logo, and the inside of the matte black vessel is electroplated with a soft rose gold, that looks like it's glowing when the candle is lit!
"I am retired in the sense that yesterday I was tired and I am tired again today."